Friday, February 25 2005 @ 02:46 AM EST

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Reports came pouring in to Corsica Militia Headquarters tonight of a naked man running through the streets of the city. Apparently this individual had somehow gained access to the city wide address system and rambled on about being drunk one night and giving away all his worldly possesions.

There are unconfirmed rumors that this individual might also have broken into an old girlfriends house making off with several items although where he could have stored them is only a matter of speculation.

The streaker was soon subdued and forced into some respectable clothing but not before exposing himself in the Corsica mall and attempting to steal items out of its basement.

Corsica Militia currently has the individual in question held in detox until he tells where he has been for the past several months.

This is Zabisbak Hydyerdoters reporting from Corsica City, Corillia